So, today I went to the Halloween Haunt at Kings Island. I was freaking out because I hate people jumping at you and going "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and then you're like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". But it turns out that all the "monsters" sucked. I barely even saw any zombies. The only person who was actually scary was some 30-year old guy with a chainsaw without any chains. He didn't really bother me, except the time where he came in front of meand raised his chainsaw, and then I screamed like a girl. He really liked to pick on my friend Rob. Then, before we left, Rob decided to be a zombie. He scared at least 10 people. Rob was the best zombie there, and he wasn't even paid!
So yeah, if you want to be scared, it's probably not the best place, but on Halloween, Me and Rob will be coming back, and Rob will be in a WWE Austin 3:16 sweatshirt, so look out for him if you're going there! He will be scaring a lot of girls.